Okay, so I have this theory. And it came about because I believe that several people among us are a bit suspect. I mean, honestly, I can't understand how or why they're so popular. In some of their cases, it seems like not only is their popularity inexplicable, but they aren't getting any older. This led me to my theory: Aliens have planted several androids among us to study us, gain our trust and love, and then conquer us. Currently on my list of suspected androids (and I'm sure I'm forgetting some): - Dick Clark - Ryan Seacrest - Rick Dees - Paris Hilton - Andy Rooney (who came to us from the aliens already looking like he was 90 years old) - Carrot Top In Andy Rooney's case, his personality matrix was designed to be so curmudgeonly that I want more than anything else to lock him in a cage and poke him with a stick until he gets so mad that he literally blows up. That, to me, would be the ultimate in fun.