My explanation as to why I didn't do so well grade-wise when I took Trigonometry & Advanced Calculus: "Okay, trigonometry and calculus both deal with imaginary numbers. Imaginary numbers, and they're represented by letters! No! Letters belong in language class, math is for numbers only. And what the hell is up with these imaginary numbers? If the math is so hard that they can't solve the equations without making up numbers, end of story -- problem unsolvable."

Well, I just got the news: One of my roommates just bought a house, the other is moving out at the same time, so I have to find myself a new place to live by mid-February. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Let's recap the year so far, shall we? I think things have gotten off to an excellent start, despite the fact that it's raining today and therefore everyone in Los Angeles has lost their minds. Oh, and the fact that I have heard Alice In Chains' "Man in the Box" so many times already that it now rivals Faith No More's "Epic" for the title of Most Overplayed Song Ever™. I spent New Year's with the Special Someone™ at a restaurant/bar at Los Angeles Airport, strangely enough, but it was a cool party and I had a good time. The building was designed in the early 1960s by the Disney Imagineers, so it basically looks like you're entering Space Mountain when you go inside. But my question is, why would they waste a place like that by putting it at LAX? I mean, who honestly wants to go to the airport to have dinner? I think one of my resolutions should be to use the ™ and capital letters to make titles more in my writing. I mean, it's just funny. The inherent comedic value of making something into the Most Absurd Thing Ever™ rivals that of time-traveling midgets, which is why the only way Time Bandits could be funnier is if Terry Gilliam had put a ™ at the end of its title.