Pilfered from Nox, who took it from Joelle. Oh, what a tangled World Wide Web we weave... » V I T A L S « Name: Keith Gender: Male Location: Los Angeles, a.k.a. El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciúncula Height: 5'9" Hair color: jet black Eye color: brown Is your hair long or short: short Tattoos you have: None, it's against my religion. Yes, seriously. » S C H O O L « Are you still in school: no -- I'm done with school. Favorite subject: Psychology. No wonder I majored in it in college. Least favorite subject: Calculus, trigonometry, geometry. I seriously believe that when you introduce letters and imaginary numbers into math, it ceases to be math and becomes science fiction. Do/did you buy lunch or bring it: Buy it. » F A V O R I T E « Number: 88 Clothing: Jeans and a t-shirt, or maybe a long-sleeved t-shirt. TV show: of all time? Sports Night. My friends tend to think I'm a little obsessed with it. Fruit: Strawberries. Movie: The Matrix Scent: vanilla Ice Cream Flavor: anything chocolate-related, but I'm a big fan of cookie dough and chocolate-peanut butter stuff too. Color: red Season: spring Holiday: I like Christmas, because it makes people act with kindness towards their fellow men and women and I love Christmas decorations, but I am SICK TO DEATH of the fact that Christmas music starts in October. Thing in your room: My Powerbook Author: Harry Turtledove TV channel: HBO Shape: a circle. The wheels go 'round and 'round! Time: late-night State: Hrm. I suppose California right now since it's offered a lot to me. Disney character: Buzz Lightyear. Scary movie: Event Horizon, even though it scared the crap out of me. » T H I S O R T H A T « Hot or cold: hot Winter or summer: summer Spring or fall: spring Shakira or Britney: Shakira MTV or VH1: Fuse Rollerblading or skateboarding: ummm... skateboarding, I guess. Not that I was ever good at either. Black or white: black Orange or red: red Yellow or green: green Purple or pink: pink Cell phone or pager: cell Powerpuff Girls or Charlie’s Angels: Charlie's Angels Scooby Doo or Dino: Scooby Doo » Y E S O R N O P E« Are you a vegetarian: hell no, I'm a meatatarian! Do you like cows: yes, they taste great, and they have great senses of humor as evidenced by the California Dairy Farmers' Association commercials. Good milk comes from happy cows, and happy cows come from California! Are you a bitch: there are some who might consider me "abrasive" Are you artistic: not drawing-wise. Do you write poetry: not unless my life depends on it Can you ski: I used to be able to Are you British: no, but I do use the expression "bloody hell" an awful lot Are you straight: oh yeah Are you evil: well, I do have a sign that declares me "Evil Overlord," so you decide Is Britney a whore: is the Pope still dead? » P R I V A T E « Have you ever been in love: yes Do you smoke: once every long while Do you smoke weed: not in a while, but I have Crack, heroin, anything else: no Beer good or beer bad: beer GOOD! Are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: hell no. Gimme some hard likker! » T H E L A S T « Thing you ate: steak quesadillas. ("Darn it, Napoleon, make yourself a dang quesadilla!") Thing you drank: glass of water Place you went: the local watering hole for aforementioned steak quesadilla and a few adult beverages. Thing you got pierced/tattooed: nothin'... no artificial holes or artwork on me. Song you heard: "Lookin' at the Front Door" by Main Source Person you instant messaged: Nox Person you laughed with: one of my friends from my singing group » N O W « What are you eating: nothing What are you drinking: glass of water Any shoes on: no Hair: appropriately styled Listening to: Bill Maher's monologue from a recent episode of Real Time with Bill Maher Talking to anyone: no » L A S T « Last Cigarette: it's been several months, I can't remember Last Alcoholic Drink: Stoli Vanilla and Diet Coke Last Car Ride: Out to dinner last night Last Good Cry: I can't remember Last Library Book: I can't remember, it's been too long since I've hit the library Last book bought: The Year's Best Science Fiction 9 Last Book Read: About a Boy by Nick Hornby, another one of my favorite authors Last Movie Seen in Theatres: National Treasure -- it was good enough for me to go see it a second time. Last Movie Rented: rent? With TiVo and 250 cable channels? Last Cuss Word Uttered: "Chickenfucker!" Last Phone Call: a friend from my singing group Last TV Show: Real Time with Bill Maher is on right now on TiVo Last Time Showered: about nine hours ago Last Shoes Worn: black Skechers. Last CD Played: We Are Not Alone by Breaking Benjamin Last Item Bought: Caffeine-free Diet Coke Last Download: a picture from Nox Last Annoyance: an ex-friend Last Thing Written: note to self to remind myself to send a file to a friend when I get to work tomorrow Last Key Used: door lock Last Sleep: this morning Last Ice Cream Eaten: sadly, I haven't had ice cream since my birthday. Last Chair Sat In: The Most Comfortable Easy Chair in the World™, which is in my living room. And no, I was not the one who dubbed it that. My friends covet that chair like you wouldn't believe. Last Webpage Visited: IMDb

Fear it. I have my own key now. Keith is at the beach today. I was just happy that I could wear sandals outside with my long pants and light coat. I guess that's the trade for living in a city full of superficial Barbie and Ken dolls that will slide into the ocean any day now. Don't worry Keith. I'm PADI certified. I'll save you. Unless you were sunning yourself on the beach the day of the big quake. Then I'll be in the grips of a jealous tantrum that will incapacitate me. Like I am right now. The beach... *mutter*

Ugh. It's Nox again. Something has gone terribly wrong, and Keith's comments are, as you may have noticed, non-functional. He remains awesome and blame-free. I remain utterly confused as to how adding some Blacklist entries could accomplish this, but will take the blame. We're working on fixing it. Anyone with MT and MT Blacklist know-how please feel free to email me with suggestions: dineenporter AT gmail followed by the dot com.

Hola. It's Nox from Breakfast of Champions Due to relentless attempts by comment spammers to sell you drugs to enhance your manliness or entice you to online gaming establishments, Keith has asked me to log in to make a few additions to his trusty MT-Blacklist. Fool! Now I am at the helm of his blog! I can do anything I want here. Like pretend I'm Keith and post a retraction of everything bad I've ever said about Avril Lavigne, admitting that I am only pissed at her because I am entranced by her deeply meaningful lyrics and I wish I could be her Sk8er Boi. Naw. You guys would never buy that. How about... Ah, screw it. Keith is so damn sweet I just don't have it in me to mess with him. So, uh, Keith, don't be mad that I played with your blog. I'll set you up with a login and password to mine if you want some payback. Just don't tell everyone about the crush I used to have on Martin Short.

- Why are airhorns so funny? - Why does it freak me out so much that Whoopi Goldberg doesn't have any eyebrows? - Why does this (right-click and save as!) crack me up so much even though I know it's either CGI or so completely wrong?