"50 Ways to Piss Someone Off, the new album from Simon & Garfunkel -- produced by Fred Durst"
There's not too many things that really tweak my melon.

Okay, there are a good number of things that really tweak my melon. The list is slightly longer than a magazine yet shorter than War and Peace. Let's put it that way, shall we?

But one of the definite entries fairly high up on the list is arrogant presumption. I'll be damned if someone's going to dictate terms to me when they're in no position to do so. Some guy e-mailed me today to say that he saw my ad online to sell my furniture, he's moving and "since it's Thursday and you said you need it gone by the weekend, you should be willing to part with all of it for $xxx." Uhh, 'scuse me? What happened to "since it's Thursday and I can take it off your hands by this weekend, would you be willing to sell it for $xxx?" Schmuck.

In any event, I have made arrangements to rent a U-Haul on Saturday morning and take the furniture to a used furniture store, who will purchase it. So whether or not this guy chooses to bargain with me, I at least have a backup.