Dear Donald,

It’s not you, it’s me. 

Okay, that’s not entirely true.  Some of it is you.  It’s just that after three seasons, your Apprentice show is starting to get tiresome.  It’s becoming more and more about the petty drama and your own pearls of wisdom than the actual tasks at hand.  And while I used to look forward to your show every week and actually become a little tense thinking about how the contestants were going to come up with a plan for that week’s task because I didn’t know if I could be that brilliant, I no longer can stomach the focus of the show.  It’s becoming more background noise, and there’s enough good shows on this season that I’d rather watch.

I’m sorry.  It’s over between us.  I’m deleting your Season Pass on my TiVo.  I hope we can still be friends.

Love,
Keith