1. So after that whole Faith No More thing yesterday with the dream and then posting the file here, I turn on the radio on my way to work, and what do I hear? Yes, kids, Faith No More’s “Midlife Crisis.” Maybe I’m becoming an effective dreamer?
2. There are few things more disturbing than the sight I saw last night: A man in his late 50s, balding and with a beard, stopped at a stoplight in a minivan with all the windows down, singing along to Britney Spears, which was cranked up on his car radio. No, there were no small children in the car with him. No, there was no one else in the car with him either. Someone please find this man and either put him out of his misery or put us out of ours.
3. Holy crap, Steve Carell was funny on The Daily Show last night. For those of you who didn’t see it, Carell was there to be interviewed for The 40-Year-Old Virgin—and it was his first time ever actually being a guest rather than being part of the show. He came out dressed exactly the same as Jon Stewart was, and the two of them spent the first two minutes of the interview in a hilariously faked awkward silence until Stewart finally said, “Uhh… so… do you have a report to file?”