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Tuesday, October 30, 2001
Friends don't let friends phone stupidly. And if you're the elderly woman who's called me literally 6 times in the last 4 minutes, call one of your friends and discuss the issue, don't keep pestering me. Here's roughly how it went down:

1st call, 7:24 PM
Me: upon seeing a strange number on the Caller ID that I didn't recognize Hello?
Her: Hello?
Me: Hello?
Her: Is this CBS Radio?
Me: No, I'm sorry, you have the wrong number.
Her: [click]
Me: Well, that was kind of rude... not even an "oh, I'm sorry."

2nd call, 7:24 PM
Me: Hello?
Her: Hello, is this CBS Radio?
Me: No, you have the wrong number.
Her: [click]
Me: Goddamn it, stupid people suck.

3rd call, 7:25 PM
Me: after seeing the Caller ID come up with the same number Hello, you have the wrong number.
Her: [click]

4th call, 7:26 PM
Me: again, seeing same number on Caller ID Lady, you have the wrong number. Look up the right number and stop calling me!
Her: [click]

5th call, 7:26 PM
Me: really frustrated at this point and wondering why the hell I keep picking up the phone, and realizing that if I don't eventually convince her to stop calling me, she'll probably do it all night Lady, stop calling me!
Her: [click]
Me: [expletive deleted, expletive deleted, expletive deleted]

6th call, 7:26 PM
Me: Goddammit, you have the wrong--
Her: [click]

I guess it was the swearing that got to her. She's probably whipping out the ol' Smith-Corona to type CBS Radio a complaint letter about how one of their operators was extremely rude to her and they should give her a free radio to compensate her for her emotional damages. Either that, or I'm going to be featured on the next Jerky Boys CD.
Posted by Keith @ 06:18 PM ·
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