So I heard yesterday that media darling Ryan Seacrest is going to be taking over for Casey Kasem on
American Top 40.
My first thought was
not,
Dear lord, he's conquering our civilization by appearing on every single staple TV and radio show known to man. My first thought was,
I wonder how long his hairdressers take to make his hair look that carefully tousled and undone, when all it takes for me is a few hours' sleep.