As if I needed more material confirming the absolute brilliance of Eminem, NME.com ran a story saying that Mr. Mathers was a bit irate over the fact that people were filesharing his album before it even came out. He said -- and this is a direct quote that probably breaks every record for most expletives in the course of one sentence: "I think that shit is fucking bullshit. Whoever put my shit on the Internet, I want to meet that motherfucker and beat the shit out of him, because I picture this scrawny little dickhead going 'I got Eminem's new CD! I got Eminem's new CD! I'm going to put it on the Internet.' I think that anybody who tries to make excuses for that shit is a fucking bitch."

When everything else fails, just swear a lot, right? I see nothing to be gained from his tirade except a whole lot of posturing and some threatening that shouldn't have been done. I honestly couldn't think less of him at this point. He's taking a place on my list of Dumbass Annoying Celebrities Who Need To Be Shipped Off To A Desert Island right next to Courtney Love.

Quote of the day: "That is quite possibly the worst idea I've heard since New Coke."