Thursday, August 11, 2005
Okay, folks, listen up: I know Johnny Cash sometimes slurs his words a little, but in his cover of Nine Inch Nails’ “Hurt,” he says, “What have I become, my sweetest friend,” not, as someone asked me, “my Swedish friend.” “My Swedish friend” is not new slang for heroin, and Johnny was not battling a lethal addiction to IKEA.
Also, Johnny Rivers was singing about a “Secret Agent Man,” not a “Secret Asian Man.” Quite frankly, I have no idea how being a secret Asian man is even possible. I mean, “Surprise! I’m Asian!” doesn’t really work. It’s a little hard to hide that kind of thing.
Posted by Keith @ 09:07 AM ·
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