Thursday, November 21, 2002
Thank you, Steve. Indeed, the weather here in Los Angeles was wonderfully warm today, but, as always, there were side effects. It seems that many people new to L.A. -- transplants from the Midwest and Northeast, mostly -- were preparing for the end of the world today, as they kept saying, "This is November! It's too warm for November! The icecaps, think of the icecaps!"
Another big problem we had, Steve, was from a random group of Annoying People, who spent their entire day wandering around the greater metropolitan area asking Angelenos, "Is it hot enough for you?" and "How about this heat?" These people were later seen being beaten to bloody pulps by a group of Hare Krishnas. The final tally: 2 dead, 37 wounded. Steve?
Thank you, Trisha. As you probably know, this weather is also known here as "Earthquake Weather." So, after these commercials, Weatherman Hal will be here to tell us more, right, Hal?
That's right, Steve. We got a reprieve today, but my Spidey-sense -- and that clever Doppler 4000 machine -- is telling me that tomorrow, temperatures will once again reach into the 80s with just a few spotty clouds and a 30% chance of a 4.0 or higher.
We'll be back after these commercial messages to tell you about Jennifer Lopez's impending divorce -- which is miraculously occurring before she even gets married -- and also, what would Jesus drive? Stay tuned.
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