I'm having problems keeping concentrated on one thing longer than a couple of minutes, so I'm just going to post some tidbits of insanity now.

- Jared is a freakin' liar. He did not lose 245 pounds just by eating Subway. He only ate two six-inch veggie subs a day and spent about three hours a day in the gym. If you were doing the same, you'd probably experience similar weight loss results.
- I wonder how a cologne that smells like new car smell would affect people. Actually, it might fare better as a perfume, since guys love new cars.
- The main difference between The Bachelor and The Bachelorette is that when you pit women against each other, they'll all scheme and gossip, but when you pit guys against each other, they'll all just take advantage of the situation to enjoy themselves and have as much fun as they can just hanging out with each other.
- My parents are the most technologically inept people on the face of the Earth. Eskimos have a better grasp on technology than my parents do. One of the main reasons why my parents want me to travel out to their place in Tucson this weekend is because they bought new TVs & VCRs... and they don't know how to work them. They need me to set them up and explain to them how to use them.
- Mmm... road rock therapy. 8 hours on the open highway with great tunes. There's nothing more cleansing than that.
- Catherine Zeta-Jones is thoroughly annoying me with those dumbass T-Mobile commercials. I think the ads would be reason enough for me never to get T-Mobile's service. And I think if she showed up in my bed, I might even boot her out.
- For a while, I battled an addiction to meringue cookies. Unfortunately, I'd put away several of them at a time, and the sugar buzz would be enough to make me run around like a caffeine addict.
- My latest expression is "Wheeee!" It's so applicable in so many different situations.