Reality Remixed: Like Disco Lemonade
What better place than here?
What better time than now?


Tuesday, June 03, 2003
And now, the death of the first-born
So after the disaster that was last night and then five fitful hours of sleep leading up to a 14-hour workday, I woke up and saw a giant bug the size of my thumb running across my floor. I promptly whacked it to death using a nearby copy of Maxim (is there anything that magazine can't do?) and flushed it down the toilet. Okay, so God is infesting my place with locusts. I know one of the Ten Plagues when I see it. In the words of Chevelle, "Wonder what's next?"
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