Reality Remixed: Like Disco Lemonade
What better place than here?
What better time than now?


Tuesday, October 30, 2001
…and the hits just keep on comin’!
I got not one, but two lovely rejection letters in the mail today! At the rate I'm going, I'll soon have enough paper from all these job rejections to build a fort in my parents' backyard, because that's where I'll be living soon if I don't get some income.

Someone. Hire me, please. Before my brain melts out my ears and I completely lose it. Because you know what happens when I lose it. I go running down Comm Ave with a water cannon, laughing maniacally as I hose down pedestrians and college students and people on bikes and bad drivers, screaming obscenities in strange and obscure languages like Yiddish and Klingon. Just you wait.
Posted by Keith @ 06:17 PM ·
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