It's been a little over a year since the Los Angeles Times leaked that report about President Moron coming up with a war plan against several nations that included using nuclear weapons. And here I thought that having the nukes was supposed to be a deterrent and they would only be used as a last-ditch effort. Well, excuse me for enjoying my decadent American way of life and not wanting to have to forage through rubble and abandoned buildings to find food on a daily basis. So we threatened the Arabs that if they didn't chill out in the Middle East, we'd level them. They didn't listen. We leveled them. Saddam Hussein moved against us with the nukes that he kept assuring us he didn't have. He got in some good hits and we lost a few ships at sea to nuclear blasts. So we leveled him too. The Chinese weren't so happy about that, they launched against the mainland. We lost San Diego, Denver and Omaha in the first strike; after we decimated Beijing and Shanghai, they took out New York and Washington. Philadelphia was all but evacuated since the radioactive dust between the two cities kept flying around between them, and Philly was stuck in the middle.

Meanwhile, our country fell apart. Somehow, Donald Rumsfeld was out of Washington when it was hit, so he's running things now and insists on being called "Overlord Don." It just doesn't have that ring to it that I think he expected it to. And I think that move of reprinting all the new money with his face on it was a bit much.

I had been saying for a while that the lunatic idiot in the White House was going to get us all killed. And I was mostly right -- he didn't kill all of us, just a good chunk of us. There's a distinct difference between preparing a war plan with nukes as a last-ditch effort and preparing a war plan with nukes as an active participant in the fight. Need I remind everyone that this is the only planet we've got? Well, it's too late now.

I'd like to get in touch with all those people who were so supportive of President Moron when he finally "won" the election and ask them how they feel about him now (if they're not dead from the nuclear bomb blasts or dying from radiation sickness), but the phone lines are still kind of touch-and-go so placing any calls outside the local grid is a little difficult these days. Either way, the martial law makes things a little difficult -- what with the Armed Forces censoring most of our newspapers and such anyways. Dear Lord, we can't say anything bad about the government! Oh yeah, and we can't be out on the streets past 9PM either.