Mac users:  Safari or Firefox?  Discuss.  No, wait, fight to the death.  The winner gets my love.

In other news, I met up with Jennifer last night during her big excursion to Los Angeles.  Apparently, according to Mikey, I have cooties.  So for all of you out there, you might want to think twice before meeting me in realtime.  And Jennifer, you might want to get yourself checked out by a licensed physician.

Have I mentioned that Jon Stewart is a funny, funny man?  On tonight’s episode of The Daily Show, he addressed North Korean leader Kim Jong Il with the following after the North Koreans said they will keep developing nuclear weapons unless we give them a nuclear reactor, only one day after they agreed to discontinue their weapons program in exchange for a promise that we won’t attack them:

Listen, fucko.  You got the Bush administration to promise not to attack you.  Don’t blow that!  Mexico can’t even get that!  Every day, Canadians check the map to make sure we didn’t move the border on them overnight!  We’re badass, baby!

By the way, when I take over the world, one of my first acts will be to destroy MTV.  You’re welcome.