Okay... so... umm... where's Osama bin Laden? I was told over 2 years ago that finding him was Priority No. 1. In the meantime, we've overrun two countries -- one of which we thought we were being provoked by but then, oops!, guess not, sorry, don't we look sheepish -- we're going back to the moon for no apparent reason, and our economy looks like Dresden after World War II... Did I mention our Fearless Leader is taking back all of his promises on job numbers and security and things like that? I love how still no one's questioning him. Even blotchy stupid Bill O'Reilly, who promised to go on Good Morning America to apologize to the country if we didn't find WMD in Iraq, made a copout plea and said he didn't blame President Moron, he blamed the intelligence community. And then I think, It's too early for politics. I wonder what's on TV? You know who's on my TV? Ashton Kutcher. Lord, deliver me from Ashton Kutcher. Will someone please explain to me how this moron got so popular? Ooh... have I mentioned how much AT&T Wireless is pissing me off?