Friday, December 28, 2001
College-educated 25 year old American male US-4JNE available to most qualified applicant. Unit claims addiction to music, the Internet and broadband, digital cable. Comes equipped with car (unit says that car ownership title and keys can be "pried from my cold dead fingers"), Apple Macintosh computer and large multimedia collection. Mostly low maintenance -- can perform basic errands, do own laundry, self-entertaining and can usually entertain owners if they appreciate sardonic/self-deprecating/dry/intelligent humor. Unit also claims aversion to stupidity, vegetables, Fred Durst, "TRL."
Seeking liberal-minded owner able to lavish unit with expensive electronic gifts and affection. Please inquire with management if you are interested in owning this unit.
Posted by Keith @ 04:56 PM ·
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