One of the main reasons why I want to be famous is just so I could be a guest on
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. That would be
so much fun.
Well, that and the money from the oodles of endorsement deals (though
not for KFC -- I refuse to do that one just on principle) and the women and the ability to get into A-list parties and chill with cool people like George Clooney and Owen & Luke Wilson and never need reservations anywhere... but Jon Stewart would be pretty damn high up on that list.