If I weren't tired, I'd tell you more about my company's short holiday party. If I weren't tired, I'd tell you more about how my CEO hit on me... at least I think she was, and others have told me she kind of thinks I'm cute, even though she's probably more than twice my age. If I weren't tired, I'd tell you about the award I got at the party. If I weren't tired, I'd tell you about getting drunk with my best friend and some of her fellow MBA students. If I weren't tired, I'd tell you about how I'm getting satellite radio next week.
But I am tired, so I'm going to turn off the computer, despite the fact that it's currently supplying me with the wonderful sounds of Jump Little Children, and I'm going to go to sleep because I'm exhausted and sick and need my rest.