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Friday, January 07, 2005
One of my co-workers (who ironically just became single himself after a long-term relationship) has taken an almost unnatural interest in my personal life and has been pointing out women to me whenever we leave the office. He knows I'd like to date someone Jewish, so whenever he sees someone he believes looks like she might be Jewish, he'll point her out to me. He refers to it as his "Jewdar." However, it all came to a head this afternoon. As I've mentioned previously, we sometimes have recording artists come by our office to perform for us, and this afternoon, a cute singer-songwriter-pianist played in our conference room. Afterwards, my co-worker and I had this conversation: Co-worker: She was cute. Me: Uh huh. Co-worker: And I didn't see any rings on... she might be single. Me: Anything's possible. Co-worker: You know, she's still in the office... you should go over and say hi and maybe get her number. Me: Nah, that's okay. Co-worker: What are you talking about? She was cute, you like women who can sing... and she looked Jewish! Me: She wasn't Jewish. Co-worker: You don't know that! You didn't ask her! Me: She's not Jewish. Co-worker: I'm telling you, she might've been -- you should go back and ask her out. Me: No. I'm not going to ask her out. That'd be cheesy... and moderately creepy. Besides, she's not Jewish. Co-worker: What makes you so sure? Me: Well, the giant friggin' cross she was wearing kind of tipped me off a little! What, you couldn't see the damn thing? It only covered like half of her chest! Suffice it to say that he didn't make any helpful suggestions regarding my personal life for the rest of the day. But tomorrow's another story.
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