I moderate an Internet message board that my company runs, and there's also a couple of other message boards that I hit every day to see if there's any information out there that might be useful. I've found that on all these boards, there invariably are ten tons of morons who post the most idiotic, sometimes off-topic, useless and occasionally incomprehensible things, and they do so with great frequency and fixation. They annoy me. They usually annoy the other normal people who come to the boards looking for the nuggets of goodness that I seek as well.

So, my idea was to round up all these mass-posting Internet morons, put them through intense training and redirect their focus towards making them into an unstoppable army of killer message board freaks that we could use to conquer the world. Isn't that a brilliant idea? I honestly can't remember the last time I had an idea that good.