So Britney Spears is coming out with a new album today. I'm not planning on buying it. (And I'm especially not planning on getting the Backstreet Boys' Greatest Hits CD -- who else would have the gall to put out a greatest hits collection when they only have 3 albums out? Someone needs to give those guys a good lesson in how not to be greedy.) But Britney is saying how this album is more "emotional," more "grown-up" and how she doesn't want to be treated like a little kid anymore. She can be a "bad girl," you know.

Being bad for Britney means something different than for the rest of us. At 19, she admitted that she occasionally likes to have, like you know, a drink or something sometimes to "relax." So this either means one of two things: (1) that she is a closet alcoholic and has been hitting the bottle, like you know, too much, or (2) she literally likes to have a single drink every once in a blue moon, and that's, like you know, bad since she's underage and all. But I wish she'd just drop this pretense of still being a virgin. She's living with Justin Timberlake -- who is like, sooooo dreamy! -- and has been for a while, so either they're screwing like rabbits or Justin's become strong enough to lift an SUV and their hot water heater hasn't been used yet.

My current guilty pleasure? "Jungle Love" by Morris Day & The Time. Oh wee oh wee oh.