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Saturday, August 03, 2002
I've never tried to keep my opinions on the Osbournes private. But I still think it's a little odd that people see Ozzy stumbling around his own house and failing to be able to do simple things and think that it's funny. It's not funny that Ozzy doesn't have the wherewithall to operate a vacuum cleaner. It's not funny that during the outtakes at the end of Austin Powers in Goldmember, they showed that it took at least seven takes (if not more that they didn't show) for Ozzy to memorize and repeat back two lines. Personally, I think it's pretty sad.

The man's destroyed his brain from the inside out with all the drugs and alcohol he's consumed over the years, and that's not grounds for humor. Do you laugh at an alcoholic who's stumbling around, or do you look at him in disgust and think that he needs help? This one, they gave a television show to. His only saving grace is that his wife takes care of him and that he's rich enough to be able to hire people to do things for him as well -- like showing him how to turn on the vacuum cleaner.
Posted by Keith @ 12:12 AM ·
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