The week so far, by the numbers (idea blatantly pilfered from Kacy):

Number of Simpsons episodes I've seen: 5
Number of times I went to the gym: 2 (being that it's been 2 1/2 weeks since I've been, I'm a little sore)
Number of times I've spoken in an accent other than my own normal speech: 8
Number of times I've dressed as a tiger: 0
Number of laundry loads I've done: 3
Number of times I've had sushi: 2 (3, as of tomorrow night)
Number of miles I've either walked and biked (combined, and not on an exercise machine): 18
Number of times I've referenced Freud: 1
Number of signs of the Apocalypse I've seen: 6
Number of times an argument I've been involved in has jokingly degraded into fifth-grade-level name-calling: 1
Number of offers I've had to have my palm read (by people I know, not strangers on the street): 3
Number of meals I've actually cooked myself: 4