What with the U.S. overrunning Iraq now with our culture after overrunning the country with our artillery, it was only inevitable that Pizza Hut and Dunkin' Donuts would move into Baghdad. And with the launch of this all-new 24/7 reality TV channel, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before we see this: Ladies and gentlemen... It's a momentous occasion as it's the first time we bring you this program from outside the country... it's Real World: Baghdad! - Achmed and Omar have to deal with the shock of seeing a woman's knees and chin as Fatima decides to walk around without a full burkha on - Mohammed causes a full-house jihad uproar as he decides not to obey the muezzin and worship Allah for the sixth time on Monday because he's too busy enjoying the Armed Forces Network's rebroadcast of The All-New Mouseketeers - Hakim has his first experience with Prince's "1999" and begins to annoy everyone else in the house by playing it over and over and over until his Radio Shack tape player breaks - Jameela brings a Big Mac meal back to the house and refuses to share her fries, which infuriates Abdul, who claims that Jameela is a spoiled brat and was probably banished from her village for not sharing her possessions with men - Rasheeda is consoled by Nadira after she breaks down because Rasheeda's father disowns her for living in a house with an elevator because he thinks the infidels are corrupting her with their mechanical ways All that and more! Plus, pre-order the DVD and get the special outtakes not seen on TV, like that steamy hot tub scene with Ibraheem and the camel, and that heartbreaking scene when Hassan stubs his toe on a fragment of a Saddam Hussein statue and is forced to swallow his pride and accept a Band-Aid from a U.N. aid worker.