So the gas company came this morning to relight my pilot light on my heater so I have heat. The problem is that they gave me a window of 7:30am-12 noon that they might come by, and the field workers don't carry cell phones so they couldn't call me when they arrive. I work way late on Tuesday nights, so I tend to sleep late on Wednesdays, and I knew that if the gas company person just knocked on my door, I probably wouldn't hear it if I was sleeping, and I waited two weeks for this appointment. The doorbell is plenty loud, but the problem is that following several applications of paint to the building, my doorbell button jammed up with paint. So last night, I tried to free up the button. No dice. As a result, my doorbell was ringing randomly all freakin' night. And it didn't even do the complete ring! It would ring halfway and then wait a while to let me get back to sleep and then the other half would sound randomly later. 3am. DING! 3:45am. DONG! 5:05am. DING! 5:30am. DONG! You get the idea. By 8am, I was so paranoid and tired, I was running to the front door at the slightest noise to see if that was the gas company. Either way, the holiday season has apparently officially begun, despite all of my efforts to keep it contained between Thanksgiving and Christmas. So, here's my little contribution to it all. Right-click and save as, you holiday bastards. New Found Glory - "Ex-Miss"