Top Five People On My Shitlist Today (in no particular order): 1. The old woman driving the Buick Grand Cruise Ship down Olympic today who decided she wanted to be in my lane while I was there. I swear, does my car have some kind of magnet on it that attracts people to try to merge into my lane right where I'm at, almost killing me? 2. Adelphia. Those fuckers can die. I've had a problem with my cable for like five weeks now, and I made my 10th phone call about it today. They still haven't fixed it. 3. The copyeditor at work who thinks he has editorial control over my stuff. Dude, just make sure the commas are in the right place and pass it on to Production. You have no right to enforce your will upon my work. My will be done! 4. The women who shot me down today. Don't you know what you're missing out on? 5. The loud drunk chick at the bar tonight who decided she was going to talk to me despite the fact I was already embroiled in a conversation with someone else, then proceeded to spill liquid on the jeans I'd just washed not three days ago. Top Five Things That Made Me Happy Today (in no particular order): 1. Time Bandits. Time-traveling midgets just crack me up. Damn it, that's a funny film. 2. Ahh, vodka. Nectar of the gods. 3. The metric assload of CDs that a co-worker dumped on me today, including the new disc from God Lives Underwater. I haven't heard from them in years, I thought they broke up. 4. The fact that I can sleep late tomorrow. Sleep is good. We like sleep. 5. It was cool again today -- I wore long sleeves! And when I woke up this morning, it was even a little cold in my apartment. Awww... it made me feel like I was back in the Northeast.