New Jersey Governor Resigns, Admits Gay Affair Will someone please tell me why he resigned? Is being gay against the law now? Is having an affair any business of ours -- or anyone else's besides his family's and the person he had an affair with? 480-Pound Woman Dies After Six Years On Couch Two things about this article caught my attention: 1. Workers entering the home had to blast in fresh air because the stench was so powerful. You'd think the guy who lived there with her would've succumbed to it after a while -- or maybe opened a window? And none of her neighbors noticed this incredibly bad smell emanating from her place? 2. "Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed." Ohhhh man. Her body was grafted to the fabric? Okay, forget the issue of her being 480 pounds. When you become some kind of woman-couch hybrid, then it's time to call in Richard Simmons.