- What was the best thing before sliced bread? Why was sliced bread nominated to be the benchmark for the saying, "It's the best thing since sliced bread"?
- How pissed do you think Fox is that the Associated Press published an article at 7:30pm Pacific Time giving out the results of Joe Millionaire?
- I think I'm going to try to get some corporate sponsors. I figure it's a good way to get some extra money. I mean, I'll have to interrupt conversations every now and then with things like, "Oh, by the way, my participation in this conversation is brought to you by Washington Mutual," or I'll have to put things on my submitted work to my co-workers that read, "This article is brought to you by In-n-Out Burger."
- Speaking of corporate sponsors, who're the whiz kids who suggested, approved and hired Terry Bradshaw -- a balding man (and a damn annoying one at that) -- to hawk SuperCuts, a haircutting chain?
- I have no idea why car chases are so popular on Los Angeles TV news shows. It's not like people are watching the news in their cars on their way home and able to see what roads are being blocked off by police because they're chasing someone.