Irony
EYE'-roh-nee - i-ro-ny
An occurrence, result, or circumstance notable for such incongruity.
Example: The white Subaru Justy (which has got to be about 10-15 years old) parked outside my apartment that has multiple scratches, a dent in the front driver's side panel the size of both my fists side-by-side and another on the hatchback part and rust patches on the doors, yet the driver has seen fit to outfit the Justy with a Club, an alarm system that shows it's activated by flashing a light on the dash often enough to hypnotize someone and a big notice in the back window saying "This car is outfitted with a theft prevention system."

What I want to know is, how much drugs did this guy consume or how paranoid can he really be to think that -- on a street where there's two Lexuses, a Mercedes-Benz, three BMWs and a brand new Hummer H2 all within sight -- someone's going to steal his little P.O.S. Justy?

Maybe it's a magic Justy... yeah, that's the ticket...