Okay, there seems to have been much confusion over what happened last Saturday night, so I will now present to you the Short Attention Span Theatre version: Scene: A local bar, then in a car, taking place on Saturday night Players: KEITH - your amiable host FRIEND - a close friend of KEITH who happens to be female WOMAN - a random attractive woman at the bar GUY - a guy at the bar who FRIEND finds attractive Begin scene FRIEND: You know, Keith, if you see any hot women here tonight, I'm there for you. I'll talk you up to them, I'll start conversations for you, whatever you need. I want you to get someone's number by the end of the night. KEITH: Rock on, Friend, you're a good friend. Hours later KEITH: Hey, how's it going? WOMAN: Good, this is a cool party. Conversation ensues, but FRIEND just stands there and listens, not really contributing much to the conversation. Not much later that same evening FRIEND: Guy, you're hot. GUY: I know. Want a beer? FRIEND: You just said the magic word. But they're doing last call at this bar, and that's lame. KEITH and I know of another bar that will be open for another hour, want to go? GUY: Okay. I will drive because it's not within walking distance, even though you guys walked to this bar that we're leaving now, because you live so close. In car FRIEND: Hey, Guy, did you know that KEITH is really cool? He took me to a really great concert where the band on the radio right now played. And he's got a great job in the music industry, so he's all hooked up! But he's way awesome, and he's all kinds of funny and intelligent. KEITH [THINKING]: Why couldn't FRIEND have said all this while she was standing there listening to me talk to WOMAN? I don't want to go home with GUY. End scene