Feeling a bit melancholy. Brain not working. Ready to crawl into bed, pull the covers over my head and watch some TV to forget about life for a while. So, in lieu of actual content, here's a handful of my favorite movie lines to keep you occupied.

"Life is not a movie. Good guys lose, everybody lies, and love... does not conquer all."
-- Kevin Spacey, Swimming With Sharks

"This music is the glue of life. It's what keeps it all together."
-- James Kimo Wills, Empire Records

"There's a time to think and a time to act, and gentlemen, this is no time to think."
-- John Candy, Canadian Bacon

"I don't know what you're talking aboot." "We have ways of making you say the letter 'u,' pal."
-- Steven Wright and Kevin J. O'Connor, Canadian Bacon

"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."
-- Kevin Smith, Clerks

"He represents all that is soulless and wrong!"
-- Ron Livingston, Office Space

"Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?"
-- "Conan the Librarian," UHF

"I could never be a woman. I'd just sit at home and play with my breasts all day."
-- Steve Martin, L.A. Story

"Hey Pigfucker... can I call you Pigfucker?" "No, only my friends can call me Pigfucker."
-- Trey Parker and Matt Stone, BASEketball

"If I were creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils! I would've started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one!"
-- David Warner, Time Bandits

"What we've been doing lately is smoking massive amounts of drugs, binging on Entenmann's and listening to old Pink Floyd CDs."
-- Natalie Portman, Beautiful Girls

And that's just a handful. More later, it's time for me to retreat into the wonderland of flannel sheets.