Among some of the random things I've said recently:
- "Pop Tarts are great-tasting... well, the frosted ones are... but the nutritional value is somewhere close to eating mayo straight out of the jar."
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Co-worker: "Guess who I got an e-mail from today?"
Me: "God?"
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After I asked a question where the answer was right in front of me and the answer was pointed out to me: "I'm sorry, I was being blind just then."
- "It may not be rocket science, but even the rocket scientists get things wrong from time to time."
- "Mom says I'm a unique snowflake."
- "Yeah, but you don't see me putting on a mumu and dancing in traffic just because it might be fun, do you?"
I think there's a distinct possibility that my sanity may have come into question.