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Wednesday, March 09, 2005
Enter at your own risk
There are few constants in this world, but one for sure is the fact that Ebola is not the most contagious virus out there. That dubious honor belongs to Disney's "It's a Small World." If someone mentions it or starts singing it, it will stick in your head and replay itself over and over, and you'll find yourself singing it and begin cursing the person who stuck it in your head. And it's like the only way to get rid of this insidious thing living in your brain is to pass it on to someone else, just like that girl who crawled out of the TV in The Ring. "You have seven daaaaays..." In other news, I got this forward today, which has got to be one of the funniest things I've gotten in a while: An operations manager for Jack in the Box was late for a meeting and called his boss to tell him he was running late. As he was leaving the voicemail message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide "play by play" of the incident. This is the actual voicemail message. It was forwarded so many times within Jack in the Box, it crashed their voicemail server. Click here to hear it.
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