Top five all-time desert island things I saw done on tonight's episode of "Blind Date" that should never ever be done on a first date -- and more likely on any date period (in no particular order):

1. Fart. Excessively and loudly. And try to blame it on her.
2. Once you've heard that she's never had a one-night stand, ask if she'd like to have one that night.
3. Lick her cheek.
4. Once she's made it clear that she doesn't want to kiss you goodnight, try to go in 11 more times to kiss her and end up headbutting her every time.
5. Tell her you don't date anyone who doesn't put out on the first date, and you hope she does because you want to see her again.

Not only can I not believe these guys actually pulled these stunts, but also that they had no problems doing it on national TV. But I get the feeling with my track record, if I were to make it onto the show, I'd experience yet another Date From Hell that I could add to my collection -- but at least this one would be filmed and documented for all of you to laugh hysterically at.