New! From Microsquash, it's GirlFriend™ 1.0

System Requirements:
- Cash... lots and lots of cash
- Style/ability to purchase own clothes and dress oneself without a fuss
- Closet space (essential for upgrade to Version 2.0 and future installation of Wife™ 1.0)
- Car (Hyundai and Kia models and any model over 12 years old will only work with experimental beta versions)
- Job/security
- Ability to be romantic, especially under spontaneous circumstances
- Worldly experiences/maturity
- Sexual prowess
- Freedom from parents (Version 1.0 Plus may require enough attachment to parents for trust fund)
- Lack of emotional issues, especially those pertaining to previously installed versions of GirlFriend™
- Resemblance to Ben Affleck

Limited Warranty/Disclaimers:
- GirlFriend™ may deplete system resources and bank account. Microsquash takes no responsibility for this occurrence.
- GirlFriend™ may require constant maintenance and attention. Microsquash does not provide tech support. Refer to friends, advice columns in various publications or the syndicated call-in show "Loveline" for assistance. Do not consult Dr. Joyce Brothers.
- GirlFriend™ may cause mild alienation among your circle of friends if used excessively.
- The Sex® plug-in may not be compatible with GirlFriend™.
- Attempting to uninstall GirlFriend™ may result in mass destruction of your property, rumor-mongering among GirlFriend's Friends® plug-in and your avoidance of certain locations for fear of "bumping into" GirlFriend™ or various versions of the GirlFriend's Friends® plug-in.
- In extreme cases, the Ex-Boyfriend® plug-in may cause problems. If trouble persists, call your local police department or kung-fu dojo.