Ever get the feeling that the song "I'm a Little Teapot" is all about the male side of sex? I mean, it could be one of those things to educate kids subconsciously about sex early on in life. Seriously!
I'm a little teapot, short and stout
Here is my handle, here is my spout
When I get all steamed up, hear me shout
Just tip me over and pour me out!