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Monday, January 14, 2002
Moron fainted after eating a pretzel. Even though the initial line of the story says he choked, his doctor's official line was that he "due to a temporary decrease in heart rate brought on by swallowing a pretzel."

So... is this because he doesn't have enough gerbils running on the wheel in his head to keep his body running while he thinks about something else?
Posted by Keith @ 08:23 PM ·
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