Reality Remixed: Like Disco Lemonade
What better place than here?
What better time than now?


Thursday, November 04, 2004
Heaven and hell
2004: The year that will live in infamy. Bush was re-elected, but the Red Sox did win the World Series. I suppose two victories in Massachusetts this fall would've upset the delicate balance of things, and the state would've broken off and fallen into the Atlantic Ocean. Those who know me know that I have a particular affinity. So it's with mixed feelings that I'm going to a meet-and-greet Thursday night with Lindsay Lohan. Part of me is thinking, "Ooh, cute young redhead!" and another part of me is thinking, "Eww! Jailbait skank with size-20 fake boobs anchored to her chest!"
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