Yes, folks, it's that magical day... today is Red Shirt Day!

[cue cheering children in the background]

Yes, Red Shirt Day -- the adult equivalent of wearing your lucky Superman Underoos to school. Nothing can go wrong on Red Shirt Day!

[Disclaimer: Red Shirt Day is brought you by the Magical Power of Believing. If you don't Believe, we claim no responsibility if your car doesn't start or you get a speeding ticket or your boss yells at you or you don't win that big radio contest or the dog pees on your carpet or your local bakery runs out of your favorite kind of muffin before you get there or you spill coffee on your freshly washed jeans or the cable goes out right as your favorite show is beginning or any other kind of minor catastrophe. You may be able to rectify the situation by clapping your hands loudly and announcing, "I believe in Red Shirt Day!" You must be wearing a Red Shirt in order to reap the benefits of Red Shirt Day.]