I'm happy that our government is spending millions of dollars to strengthen airport security, especially given that the second anniversary of 9/11 is coming up, reminding us all about how vulnerable we are. But while our Fearless Leader is relaxing on his ranch in Texas, I'd like to remind him that bombs can be delivered in other vehicles... oh, like ships and cars. Is Homeland Security checking ships' manifestos and crew as closely as they're checking airline passenger lists? Because it'd be pretty easy for Al Qaeda to dock a ship in New York Harbor and blow it up. Haven't our brilliant experts thought of this yet? In other news, there ought to be a law against Princespeak unless you're Prince. If you're IMing or e-mailing me, the letters "u" and "r" had better be contained in words and the numbers "2" and "4" had better be in number sequences. Otherwise, in 20 years, we'll wake up and everything will be like Newspeak in 1984 where everyone is rewriting the language. And I reeeeeeeally don't want to be that cranky old guy who goes around talking about "how it used to be in my day." I'm already doing that, and I'm too young to be doing that.