I am a golden technological god! Well, I have helpful friends who make me a golden technological god. First off, special thanks to Skits, the bestest big sister an only child could ask for. She told me how to fix my templates to correct the problem. And look! The problems have been solved! Now I just have to update my damn Amazon wishlist because I haven't touched it in a year. The second part is that I finally stumbled across the program on my hard drive that allows me to do audio editing. I thought I'd have to go out and buy a $500 program, but I already had the damn thing, and I'm already teaching myself how to use it! If I weren't so tired, I'd be screaming for joy right now. So now, enjoy the initial fruits of my labor -- I edited this section out of another track, and now it stands on its own comedic two feet. Yay! Right-click and save as, balcony-dwellers. Statler & Waldorf speak!