Reality Remixed: Like Disco Lemonade
What better place than here?
What better time than now?


Wednesday, July 14, 2004
I am the dumbest man alive
Tuesday, 9:45am: I am getting my stuff together for work and am so proud of myself that I remembered everything I wanted to bring with me to work today. I am even leaving the apartment a little earlier than I usually do! I am so on the ball today. Wednesday, 1:10am: I arrive home after a 12-hour workday and a few hours of beer, socializing and relaxation to find that the microwave is blinking "END" -- meaning it's reached the end of the time it's been set to microwave for is over. I have the horrifying realization that the soy sausage patty that I put in the microwave 15 1/2 hours earlier to cook for breakfast... yup, it's still sitting in there, and that might explain why the kitchen needs a little fresh air.
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