Reality Remixed: Like Disco Lemonade
What better place than here?
What better time than now?


Tuesday, October 08, 2002
Okay, you know how Dear Abby and all those smarmy advice columnists are always printing up their "confidential notes"? Well, here's mine:

Confidential to the person who hit my site 15 times in the last hour looking for the MP3 for Maroon 5's "This Love":
It's not here. End of story. Your Google search lied to you, the file's not going to suddenly and magically appear if you keep coming back every 4 minutes. Go buy the full-length CD. It's worth it. Honestly.

"I seeeeee yoooooou..." Bwahahahaaaa... Now go, or I shall taunt you a second time. Then I'll make you find me a shrubbery. One that looks nice. And is not too expensive.
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