What a surreal day. First, an 80-year-old woman on a motorized cart mowed me down, then I ran into someone here at Disney World who I haven't seen in 6 years. Let's go in order, shall we? The day was great -- Magic Kingdom day, replete with the light parade on Main Street and fireworks and many rides. We were waiting on line for this one thing called Mickey's PhilharMagic (a cute 3D movie involving Disney characters, animation, lots of music and clips from various Disney films -- I liked it a lot) when this old woman on a motorized cart who came in behind us ran me down. Literally. She obviously wasn't in control of the thing at all because she had been smashing into walls and poles and railings all the way down the line, then she smashed into me. I was mostly all right, but it hurt like a bitch. Then I was walking through Tomorrowland when I heard, "Keith? Is that you??" Seems that the person who lived across the hall from me during my freshman year of college was there -- what are the chances that we'd both be there at the same time and in the same place and that she'd recognize me? In fact, this is two times in a row that I've run into people I knew from college at Disney World. It seems that I really didn't need to go to my college reunion this past June, I just needed to go to Disney World. Anyways, I know what you're here for... the gratuitous nudity! Well, sorry, none of that here. At least not tonight. Tonight's pictures involve Disney mayhem. This first shot is of me as I was walking into the Magic Kingdom -- they have at least 50 Mickey statues, and they're all painted in different fashions. Imagine my surprise to see the only Mickey dressed up in gear from a sports team being dressed in a Red Sox uniform. Suffice it to say, I had to pose with it. For lunch, one of the places in Frontierland was selling these big-ass smoked turkey legs. Imagine my delight in devouring this thing. Look at the size of it! Here's Cinderella's castle as they're getting ready to do the light parade. I hear you can actually hold weddings inside it. Here's Mickey on one of the floats during the light parade. Wheeee!