LOS ANGELES -- In an inexplicable accident, a resident man's head exploded while he was using the facilities at a local gymnasium. The man, who has been identified as the Blogger from Reality Remixed, appeared to have reached a point where he could take no more.

"I don't know what happened," cried a young woman who was using the elliptical trainer next to his at the moment of the tragedy. "He was running on the machine like a madman and I heard the loud strains of some kind of rock music coming from his headphones. Then his head blew up. It seemed too much like the script I read a few days ago."

People close to the blogger noted that he had been under stress lately, and that the man had had problems adjusting from the East Coast to the West Coast. "He made derogatory remarks all day about ranch dressing," a co-worker said. "And he had been complaining that there weren't any Dunkin' Donuts within a few thousand miles."

"I think when he saw that group of attractive L.A. women all wearing Spandex, it was just too much for him," postulated one of the trainers at the gym. "Tragically, this happens every now and then with transplants."

Services will be held at Canter's Deli on Fairfax Boulevard in West Hollywood, where mourners are encouraged to eat pastrami & corned beef sandwiches on rye, black-and-white cookies and almond horns in memory of the blogger. Homer Simpson will be making an appearance.