Here's an Easter egg for all those of you who haven't seen The Matrix Reloaded yet. When you're watching the infamous car chase scene, pay attention to the callsign they use to address the police and direct them to where Morpheus and Trinity are. You might be surprised to hear the words "Adam 12" somewhere in there... And now, today's FAQ -- Frequently Asked Question. Today's FAQ is brought to you by Fresca, that refreshing lemon-lime soda that you can't find anywhere unless you have your special source for this highly addictive carbonated juice. Daaaaaaamn straight, yo. Q: Keith, why do you say that you only want to date Jewish women? A: It's a bit of a complicated answer. Basically, I'd like to have a good base of commonality to build things on in a relationship. It makes it easier to share experiences, and despite the fact that I don't practice much anymore, I was raised Jewish and it's a part of who I am. So it's in my humor a bit and in my cultural appreciation of things and my opinions as well -- and it works to the relationship's advantage should we both come from that same background and understanding. Also, in case anything ever gets serious, I don't want to suffer the anguish of breaking things off. If I started dating someone and it just naturally got serious, I could see things drifting to that point of either getting married or breaking up, and I'm not one who enjoys the bad emotional issues related to a breakup. And, on top of all that, if we did decide to get married, even if she claimed to be non-religious, I could see my future wife suddenly finding religion after kids were born, and it would kill me if my kids were raised believing in Christ as Lord. I've seen a number of relationships break up over the religion issue, and I've seen a few marriages completely fracture because of it, and I don't want to go down that road. It's safer this way in the long run, despite my relative troubles in finding Jewish women to date. So be it. Coming soon, why Keith firmly believes that UHF was a brilliant film. In the meantime, please enjoy the website of Heeb Magazine: The New Jew Review.