For Aimee, who apparently has no sense of humor at all and no understanding of the concept of satire... It's called "making fun of someone" for a reason -- because it's funny.

New! From Microsquash, it's JewBoy™ 1.0

System Requirements:
- Resemblance to JewBoy™'s installation of Mother™ 1.0
- Whine Tolerance® plug-in (not included with this program)
- Full collection of Woody Allen films
- Ability to withstand intense budgeting
- Resistance to nasal-sounding auditory input
- Basic knowledge of Yiddish slang
- Guilt Resistance® plug-in (not included with this program)

Limited Warranty/Disclaimer:
- JewBoy™ will attempt to frequently interface your system with his installation of Mother™ 1.0. If resource conflicts occur, system may crash. Microsquash does not claim responsibility for system instability.
- Some versions of JewBoy™ may not be able to entertain you without resorting to discussing accounting or legal practices. Attention Span Enhancer® plug-in may be required with some versions.
- After installation of JewBoy™, initial program usage may result in extreme division of dinner bills. Microsquash does not claim responsibility if JewBoy™ divides the check to the nearest cent and does not tip more than 15%.
- JewBoy™ may attempt to usurp all system resources and try to be the sole program running on your system at all times. Microsquash does not claim responsibility for this occurrence. Engaging the Girls Night Out® plug-in is sometimes effective, though 100% success is not assured. The Whine Tolerance® and Guilt Resistance® plug-ins may also be necessary to circumvent total system resource usage.
- If you are not running the JudaismOS™ operating system, JewBoy™ may force-quit and crash your system. This system conflict may be caused by the presence of JewBoy™'s installation of Mother™ 1.0. Microsquash has no workaround for this problem as of this release.