Thursday, June 23, 2005
Before I mount a rocket launcher on my car, here’s the rule, people: If you put on your signal to change lanes and I leave you plenty of room to get over in front of me—and you sit there for over a minute and don’t take it, you are not allowed to pull up next to me and give me the stink-eye after I hit the gas and pass you. I am not giving you 100 yards of open space and all the time in the world to change lanes.
And now, the questions that will undoubtedly keep me awake tonight: Tom Cruise, do you know you’re crazy? If a person with multiple-personality disorder commits suicide, is it considered murder? If, at the end of Old School, the frat guys get the Dean’s old house, then where does the new Dean live?
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